SKETCHAROOS: VOL XXIV: Golden Sake, Nuns, Zombies, Diagrams and Graphs

All this after possibly a little too much goldleafed sake. Good times with KevWo.

NOM

Goles

Feeling stupid much?

This is still very much a mystery to me.

A chart of people my friend made out w/ as opposed to how many I've made out with. I, the dotted, need to work on that.

Contributed by Marcus who didn't know the difference between a blouse and a shirt.

I totally blew Kevin's mind when I asked if Gipsy Kings spelled their name that way bc they're not Gypsies or if it's because they're Spanish Gypsies so it's spelled with an I instead of a Y.

Crazy hair.

Nerdy things I love.

Tired of the whole deal. I wanna be normal.

Maybe I was meant to be a nun.

Diagraming sentences!!!!

Preservation

Stuck in the 90s

Sketcharoos: Vol XXIII: Avatar, Stomach Flu, Binary, Dating, & Thanks

She's from The Nine and I just am attracted to action sports guys. (Please note, John, that this was before your clarifying that Skaters are not bros)

Discussion before Avatar. My brother cracks me up. Conversation starts on his side.

My BFF's been more to herself. I miss her.

Conversation with me, my brother and my cousin after I told them a story about a terrible one-sided romantic misunderstanding with a friend.

The night I got stomach flu before I knew it was stomach flu.

Again, right before I figured out it was stomach flu.

This took me an hour to draw because I felt so sick, I had to constantly stop and lay back down. :(

I hadn't sketched for a week after I got the stomach flu because I felt so overwhelmed with work, I wished I were an ostrich. Sorry guys!

FACT: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DATE. HELP.

Thanks, Markoos (Marcus), for a delightful dinner of International Meatball Lentil Stoup, beers, coffee, and baguette and brie! That cookbook may have been written by a very drunk man, but at least we figured it out halfway through rolling the meatballs!

Sketcharoos: Vol XXII: New Year & Resolutions

Happy New Year, Friends!

Resolutions. Naturally.

Sketcharoos: Vol. XXI: The Holidays, Bearism, Brianisms, @mEhDUCRATE

At The Crosby last Sunday, I realized that I hear Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow by The Shirelles a LOT lately.

This is true. My future little dog will be named Slayer.

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I always worry that I might sing PENIS instead of PEACE in a song. Or SHIT instead of SHEET. Etcetera.

Yes, Kevin, but can you do the runny nose?

SO HOT IN LA. IN THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER. 80F.

2009 could suck it.

Good friend but not Best friend.

Official Best of 2009 lists

Paulineasaurus is HUNGRY.

The start of my annual New Year Determination.

Twitterpation is hitting close to home. (Please refer to Disney's Bambi for term reference.)

This is how I usually work.

I got my brother awesome shoes. And I pretty much tried on my gift at the store in front of him, and gave him the box. And then he asked me for a tag. I refused to give him one.

Educrate? More like mEhDUCRATE!

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.


I went to three Family Christmas Parties in three days, and I think I've become a master in answering/reacting to most frequently asked questions and the most common statements.

Sketcharoos: Vol XX: It’s Christmas!

To all my viewers, I'd like to wish you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas from Phoenix, AZ!

The original plan was to post more sketches today, but I didn’t have time before I left for Phoenix, so I promise to post em as soon as I get back to LA. Have a very good holiday anyway, everyone, and mind the fruitcake.

Cheers,
Paulineasaurus.

Sketcharoos: Vol. XIX, New Moleskine, Inner-Feelings, Vomit, I AM NOT PAULA DEEN.

Intro

Intro

Note to Moleskine No. 9.

Note to Moleskine No. 9.

On Dec 13, I missed being a bear.

On Dec 13, I missed being a bear.

Nostalgia strikes in the most unlikely of times.

Nostalgia strikes in the most unlikely of times.

Because sometimes you just need to say WEH.

Because sometimes you just need to say WEH.

I believe that somewhere within my brain lives a nerd that looks like this.

I believe that somewhere within my brain lives a nerd that looks like this.

This morning, I really wanted to throw up on the world literally and metaphorically.

This morning, I really wanted to throw up on the world literally and metaphorically.

I feel like i'm being challenged to join The Dark Side by the Emperor.

I feel like i'm being challenged to join The Dark Side by the Emperor.

I just want to meet someone that makes sense.

I just want to meet someone that makes sense.

Note to self: Must meditate tonight.

Note to self: Must meditate tonight.

Ugh..........

Ugh..........

Sketcharoos: Vol. XVIII, Bears & Balloons & Byes.

During the homily last Sunday, our priest did this flying motion with his hands. Yes, I did draw this in church. No, I'm not a bad person.

During the homily last Sunday, our priest did this flying motion with his hands. Yes, I did draw this in church. No, I'm not a bad person.

Oh boy were we tired this day. Not so bueno. Not at all. At least I'm not alone. :)

Oh boy were we tired this day. Not so bueno. Not at all. At least I'm not alone. :)

And this is what happens when you try to sketch when you're sick and on three types of cold/flu medicine. Lots of spelling errors.

And this is what happens when you try to sketch when you're sick and on three types of cold/flu medicine. Lots of spelling errors.

Bugoy in Cebuano means "smartass" which is what I like to think of myself as sometimes. Complete with sassy comments.

Bugoy in Cebuano means 'smartass', which is what I like to think of myself as sometimes. Complete with sassy comments.

Gotta hand it to ya, Kevin. This is pretty much a genius rebuttal to The Cardigang.

Gotta hand it to ya, Kevin. This is pretty much a genius rebuttal to The Cardigang.

I LOVE SF WEATHER. So glad Los Angeles is starting to feel like it today.

I LOVE SF WEATHER. So glad Los Angeles is starting to feel like it today.

Last note.

Last note.

Goodbye Moleskine Eight/Ate.

Goodbye Moleskine Eight/Ate.

Sketcharoos: Vol. XVII, Thanksgiving 2009

Happy Thanksgiving! It's so hot here in California!

Happy Thanksgiving! It's so hot here in California!

This is the more serious and in depth list of things I am thankful for.

This is the more serious and in depth list of things I am thankful for.

My dad is dope.

My dad is dope.

Dearest John: Just because you endulged in gluttony today doesn't mean your cat has to also. It makes for a cute thought though.

Dearest John: Just because you endulged in gluttony today doesn't mean your cat has to also. It makes for a cute thought though.

Hello, Tryptophan.

Hello, Tryptophan.

Sketcharoos: Vol XVI: Life As A Bear

Ugh. The holidays. More like, the HORRIdays. I really love the classic Christmas songs, and giving my parents' new socks, but I just feel lonely all the time. Damn these people who look so happy with people.

Ugh. The holidays. More like, the HORRIdays. I really love the classic Christmas songs, and giving my parents' new socks, but I just feel lonely all the time. Damn these people who look so happy with people.

Yay! Smudge and bleed proof!

Yay! Smudge and bleed proof!

I felt like such a zombie last Sunday. Didn't get to sleep till 6am Sunday morning from my Saturday of full activity. And also I was as lazy and anti-social as ever.

I felt like such a zombie last Sunday. Didn't get to sleep till 6am Sunday morning from my Saturday of full activity. And also I was as lazy and anti-social as ever.

I had drinks with my friend Paula who I rarely get to see around. I've missed her. She also told me this quote which I thought was very cute and sweet of her.

I had drinks with my friend Paula who I rarely get to see around. I've missed her. She also told me this quote which I thought was very cute and sweet of her.

"Le Sigh" as they say, though I would love for Sofia Coppola to actually do a documentary of my life back at home with my parents.

Le Sigh, as they say, though I would love for Sofia Coppola to actually do a documentary of my life back at home with my parents.

Me hungry. Physically and spiritually. Rawr.

Me hungry. Physically and spiritually. Rawr.

My mom can be so sweet. :)

My mom can be so sweet. :)

Must be that time of the month again.

Must be that time of the month again.

John's cat always types the coolest things. This time, she managed to find the code for OHM, "approximately equals", and "is less than or equal to". What a precious cat. Way smarter than John.

John's cat always types the coolest things. This time, she managed to find the code for OHM, 'approximately equals', and 'is less than or equal to'. What a precious cat. Way smarter than John.

Sarah and I are really excited to carry on with our lives and to live without parental rule. I <3 my bff.

Sarah and I are really excited to carry on with our lives and to live without parental rule. I <3 my bff.

If a guy came up to me and used this line, I'd melt with these words. Hello, design geek.

If a guy came up to me and used this line, I'd melt with these words. Hello, design geek.

Birth Chart

I will always find astrology interesting.

Rising Sign is in 17 Degrees Cancer
Very sensitive by nature, you prefer to be in your own familiar surroundings. Cautious and conservative, you make changes in your life only very slowly, if at all. You do not open up easily to strangers. Friendships are made for life, however — once given, your trust is forever. Your mother, your home as a child and your early family life in general are very important to you. You are also very sentimental. When you feel self- confident, you are gentle, giving and protective of the needs of others. But when you feel insecure or threatened, you become overly sensitive to criticism, shy, withdrawn and moody. You have a strong need for security — in the sense that you are being loved, nourished and protected.

Sun is in 08 Degrees Taurus.
You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful — you love to prolong and savor enjoyable times. You appreciate and need comfort, ease and warm surroundings. Be careful of a tendency to become placid and self-satisfied and to overeat (especially sweets). You require strenuous situations in order to grow and mature properly, even though you try to avoid them. Affectionate, even-tempered and slow to anger — when you do become emotionally upset, you are also slow to forgive and time must pass before your calm returns. You demand real results from any situation — abstractions are very difficult for you to comprehend. Very artistic, your hands love to mold and shape things. You portray an earthy, physical sexiness that others find quite seductive.

Moon is in 06 Degrees Sagittarius.
An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.

Mercury is in 25 Degrees Taurus.
A slow and careful thinker, you like to present ideas visually and concretely. Abstractions are quite difficult for you to understand. For you, everything must be practical and useful in order to merit your attention. You are a perfectionist — you enjoy being skillful enough to handle the dexterity required of fine craftsmanship. Cautious and conservative in your thinking, you are very slow to change your opinions. You are more apt to respond to an appeal to your feelings than to an appeal to logic or reason.

Venus is in 18 Degrees Gemini.
You are friendly, warm, open and tolerant toward others. You love variety in relationships, indeed you may even prefer to maintain more than one relationship at a time! Very witty and humorous, you have the ability to amuse and please others. This makes you quite popular. You love to play the field and thus find it difficult to settle down and make any deep emotional commitments. Your innate charm and vivacity makes you welcome most everywhere you go.

Mars is in 17 Degrees Taurus.
Careful, slow and thorough about all that you do, at times you are also willful and stubborn when others try to alter your course. You are definitely not a quitter — you will work long and hard to get what you want. Your possessions are very important to you. One of your continuing problems is that you tend to regard the significant people in your life much the same way as you do your possessions — you become overly attached and much too jealous. You repress your anger when you get upset and that is not healthy. Try to learn to show your anger immediately in order to avoid painful explosions later.

Jupiter is in 09 Degrees Sagittarius.
You have a very strong sense of ethics and morality. You are widely read and may also be widely traveled because you are sincerely interested in expanding your knowledge of the world about you. At times, you have an annoying tendency to be self-righteous and preachy about your belief system. You are usually quite idealistic and you demand the right to be able to explore the entire world of experiences yourself. Remember to grant others the similar right — be tolerant, not dogmatic.

Saturn is in 00 Degrees Scorpio.
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released — your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.

Uranus is in 08 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and most of your peers, have the tendency to think that all ideas, customs and traditions from the past are outmoded and irrelevant. You are attracted to radically new ideas, philosophies and religions that will, hopefully, cause sweeping changes throughout the world.

Neptune is in 29 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and your entire generation, are heavily involved in investigating and idealizing foreign and exotic intellectual systems and religious philosophies. The most extreme ideals will be pursued with gusto. You will be at the forefront of humanitarian attempts to improve the lot of those who are in need of assistance. You will be comfortable with the concept of the “global village.”

Pluto is in 27 Degrees Libra.
For your entire generation, this is a time of radical changes in society’s attitude toward marriage and interpersonal relationships. There is a general fear and awe at the power inherent in making emotional or contractual commitments — they will not be entered into lightly.

N. Node is in 25 Degrees Gemini.
You will consciously seek out many different contacts with others throughout your life. Many of these will be of very short duration, not necessarily because you’re fickle, but just because you always seem to be more excited by the prospect of meeting someone new rather than prolonging your present relationships. At any rate, you will learn something new from almost everyone you come across — intellectual stimulation is what you crave from others. You will be well known to neighbors and relatives, partly due to your curiosity about what they’re doing — you delight in keeping up-to-date about the latest news (and gossip).

(via Astrolabe)